Living in a clean house is a sign of adulthood, unlike offering to pay the rent in baseball cards. Keep your trading-card collection safe with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get three hours of basic housecleaning from Sparkle Cleaning (up to a $125 value).

Sparkle Cleaning’s bonded and insured shinesmiths scrub up homesteads from top to bottom with all-natural products. During a three-hour cleaning, workers purify rooms throughout the house with careful attention to detail, changing sheets, dusting off school pictures, weight-guessing trophies on the living-room mantelpiece, wiping off kitchen countertops, scrubbing sinks, and removing evidence of DIY science experiments gone wrong from the microwave. No space up to 4,000 square feet escapes their cleansing grasp, with full-service dust-ups of bathrooms, windows, floors, and furniture. In addition to fully depurating any household surface, Sparkle Cleaning guarantees a speedy response to demands for satisfaction in the form of extensive cleaning redos or fair, supervised duels.