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TELOS Fitness Center – Dallas

One-Month Membership and Patent Pending Fitness Assessment for One, Two, or Up to Five (Up to 93% Off)

from$49
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No Longer Available
Sat Oct 13 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$345
Discount
86%
You Save
$296
  • T460x279
  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Advanced gym equipment, fitness classes, and spa; Ortho-Kinetics assessments suss out health problems to forge tailored wellness plans

The Fine Print

  • Expires Apr 10, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Must sign waiver. All classes must be used by same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Stay healthy to the core with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $49 for a one-month membership and an Ortho-Kinetics assessment for one (a $345 value)
  • $69 for a one-month membership and an Ortho-Kinetics assessment for two (a $615 value)
  • $89 for a one-month family membership—up to five people—and an Ortho-Kinetics assessment (a $1,305 value)

Certified Ortho-Kinetics trainers perform an initial assessment, beginning with an interview to discuss fitness goals and one’s current health status. They then suss out any posture problems, muscular imbalances, and physical limitations that may be causing pain or preventing proper performance, and perform a joint-by-joint analysis. With this information, they create a custom fitness plan supplemented by any necessary corrective exercises and therapy treatments.

TELOS Fitness Center

TELOS Fitness Center merges the business brilliance of general manager Brent Darden—a member of the health-club industry for more than 30 years—with the corrective-therapy expertise of fitness director Everett Aaberg—founder of the Ortho-Kinetics system. The center's regal interior casts a Greco-Roman vibe over advanced gym equipment, class studios, and spa chambers overseen by licensed massage therapists. Professionalism remains at the heart of the center's hiring philosophy, with all personal trainers required to collect at least two nationally recognized certifications and five active wasp nests before they are hired. As a sign of success, the staff's innovative training methods have garnered awards from such media outlets as the Dallas Business Journal.

More than 10 Pilates modalities fit inside a roster of group fitness courses, all of which culminate in a mandatory game of Marco Polo in one of the private jacuzzi tubs. Additional amenities include a childcare area with a Nintendo Wii, an affixed café with a full-time chef, and an onsite hair salon.

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TELOS Fitness Center

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