Dining etiquette calls for you to keep your elbows off the table, place a napkin on your lap, and make unflinching eye contact with the chef throughout the meal. Set your sights on dinner with this Groupon.
- $12 for three Groupons, each good for $8 worth of cafe food and drinks (a $24 value)
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Tiny Ninja Cafe
A grilled cheese sandwich's fixings are pretty straightforward, but Tiny Ninja Cafe's menu spells them out, just in case: "Cheese + Cheese + Cheese." That dash of dry humor stands out on a menu that's serious about local food, from vegan scrambles with spinach, mushrooms, and imitation bacon, to sandwiches of smoked salmon and housemade pesto. To wash it all down, there's beer, wine, espresso, and smoothies such as the "liquid meal"—a blend of bananas, apple juice, blueberries, and avocado.
Food and drink aren't the only enticements on hand. The cafe's weekly live entertainment lineup includes musicians, DJs, and open mic nights. Free WiFi keeps you tethered to your email, and there are free Spanish classes every Monday.
3510 Stone Way N
Seattle, Washington 98103