Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a 60-minute massage at a certified clinic from OolaMoola, valid at 13 locations (a $90 value).
OolaMoola's licensed therapists perform restorative massage modalities at certified massage clinics, wellness centers, and health spas. Nixing knots and easing muscles, backrub experts soothe guests with stress-squashing massages supplemented with natural remedies to allay chronic pain, headaches, slipped discs, and old marching-band injuries. During the 60-minute massage, minds float away on a cloud of relaxation, while bodies yield to firm compressions that trigger lactic-acid production and leave muscles as relaxed as a sleeping toddler listening to a looped recording of trains in the distance.
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The Groupon Guide to: Being a Good Friend
Though many of life's accomplishments are important—working as a reading tutor, not setting fire to every mailbox you happen to pass—only one accomplishment matters in the long run: being a good friend. Follow these friendship tips to separating besties from the resties:
• Every time you're drinking something, offer your friend a sip from your glass. If they decline, show them there's nothing to worry about by sterilizing your own mouth with a crème brûlée torch.
• Pick up the check whenever possible—but don’t stop there. Use your intimate knowledge of your friend to glean possible passwords to their online bank accounts and transfer their funds into a high-yield CD just in case they want to save up to go to college again.
• What's your friend's favorite animal? Do they own one yet? Could you conceivably get them one? Keep in mind that the word "impossible" was most likely invented by a bad friend.
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