Wrinkles result from colossal shifts in the epidermis's natural plate tectonics, and those shifts result from thinking too hard about why the dinosaurs went extinct. Fix facial fault lines with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a nonsurgical face-lift at Elite Ceuticals in Point Pleasant (a $100 value).
Elite Ceuticals’ nonsurgical face-lifts mold mugs into taut canvases using an FDA-approved blend of natural and medicinal ingredients. A friendly technician simply applies a specially calibrated balm to furrowed frontispieces; unleashed amino acids and omega-3, -6, and -9 immediately go to work tightening pores, liquidating lines, and making it easier to roll r's. Visages can appear more taut after the first treatment, with results lasting for approximately one month or longer with proper care. Though the procedure leaves the skin slightly red, customers experience no downtime afterwards, ensuring ample time left in the day to practice fitting in at the skate park. As beauty bonuses, an eye treatment erases signs of sleepiness, a scalp massage kneads the cranium, and an aloe conditioner rejuvenates dry hands.
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Before developing Elite Ceuticals Non Surgical Face Lift, the owner spent more than 20 years formulating skincare products for other companies. Armed with that experience, she creates skincare blends that stimulate and revive aging skin with aloe vera that's grown hydroponically—that is, fed a regimen of minerals and vitamins and never treated with pesticides or put through a laminating machine.