Without gyms, people would resort to outdated toning techniques such as chasing their own food and building pyramids out of VHS tapes. Bask in modern fitness advancements with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get 12 one-hour on-ramp classes from CrossFit Memphis at Faction Strength & Conditioning (a $150 value). The seasoned staff at Faction helps athletes of all ages and skill levels achieve their fitness goals. On-ramp classes feature a stepping-stone progression through increasingly difficult moves to help students gradually build endurance, intensify workouts, and test the fluid capacity of terrycloth sweatbands. Once the program is complete, newly hardened muscles and their host skeletons are prepared to enter the gym’s ongoing group classes, which continue the Sisyphus-like quest for pure athleticism. All 12 classes must be used within 30 days of each other; view the schedule here.

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Although there are few reviews for Faction Strength & Conditioning, the gym has more than 280 Facebook fans and provides testimonials from satisfied clients.