What You'll Get
Without gyms, people would resort to outdated toning techniques such as chasing their own food and building pyramids out of VHS tapes. Bask in modern fitness advancements with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get 12 one-hour on-ramp classes from CrossFit Memphis at Faction Strength & Conditioning (a $150 value). The seasoned staff at Faction helps athletes of all ages and skill levels achieve their fitness goals. On-ramp classes feature a stepping-stone progression through increasingly difficult moves to help students gradually build endurance, intensify workouts, and test the fluid capacity of terrycloth sweatbands. Once the program is complete, newly hardened muscles and their host skeletons are prepared to enter the gym’s ongoing group classes, which continue the Sisyphus-like quest for pure athleticism. All 12 classes must be used within 30 days of each other; view the schedule here.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Must activate membership by 6/06/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.