What You'll Get
Faces are sensitive creatures—at the first sign of trouble, they're apt to run and hide behind hands or Halloween masks. Let your face spread its wings and take flight from your head with today's Groupon at Jardin Medical Spa. Choose between the following treatments:
- For $70, you get 10 units of Botox (a $140 value).
- For $150, you get a Vi Peel (a $300 value).
Jardin Medical Spa springs several spa services on Philadelphia's faces, including the two set aside for Groupon users. The spa's Botox treatment helps skin appear smoother and reverses the physical signs of aging and ghost sightings by stopping muscles in their tracks. This youth injection causes minimal discomfort, akin to an awkward blind date or boorish bra snap. Crow's feet, eyebrow "elevens," and forehead furrows will all visibly evaporate within two to four days, and results last an average of 3–4 months.
If your face is starting to look like something Hannibal Lecter would use to sneak out of prison, Jardin Medical Spa's Vi Peel will nonsurgically repair sun damage, uneven pigmentation, and wrinkly faces. This renewal treatment also stimulates the production of collagen, which keeps your youthenized flesh-emoticon glowing like radioactive honey. Busy patients can experience dramatic improvements and a healthier appearance less than an hour after this chemical peel.
All of Jardin Medical Spa's services are overseen by Dr. Jeylan Mansoury, a board-certified ophthalmologist and a member of the American Academy of Cosmetic Surgery, and performed by a team of skilled and attentive staff members. Call ahead to schedule your appointment, or have your butler formally announce you like he does every time you enter a public restroom.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for service purchased. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice. Not valid during pregnancy. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.