Those who say not to judge a book by its cover will never experience the fun of discovering that The Grapes of Wrath contains no heaving bosoms, unicorns, or epic gunfights. Dust your cover's corners with today's Groupon. For $60, you get a microdermabrasion treatment (a $120 value) at S.K.i.N. Medical Spa in Blaine.
S.K.i.N. lets you partake in an anti-aging procedure that’s much more convenient than applying cucumber masks during cigarette breaks or reversing the spin of the Earth on its axis. Combining experienced aesthetic professionals and cutting-edge skin-care techniques, S.K.i.N. Medical Spa smoothes customers’ faces into plush veneers of concentrated allure. Gentler than a moisturizer-dispensing steamroller, microdermabrasion removes the topmost layer of skin like a pair of warm-up snap pants. After the treatment gently exfoliates skin with natural diamond chips while simultaneously vacuuming away dead skin cells, the remaining layer reveals a lively glow and smoother texture while promoting healthy growth. Customers will finally allow their clogged pores to breathe after being submerged in naturally collecting dirt and the occasional sandwich-mustard smear. The crystal-free wand used during the treatment brings the same results as a particle microdermabrasion, minus the loose particles, irritation, and accidentally cast jinxes and hexes.
Like the receipts, crumbs, pennies, and lint that linger in the depths of your purse, dead skin cells and dirt can clog your pores and form a dingy dead-face mask over your true beautiful mug. Today's Groupon to S.K.i.N. dumps your face purse upside down, shakes out the crumbs, and vacuums up the grossness. Call ahead to schedule your appointment, and make sure to mention your Groupon over the phone.