As the original nonconformist, hair often gets wild and has a tendency to loiter in places it shouldn’t just to annoy the man. Tame rebellious facial fuzz with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $14 worth of threading hair-removal services at The Threading Studio, located inside Suite Escape Salons in Southlake.

Winners of Fort Worth, Texas magazine’s Best Eyebrow Shaping in 2009, the follicle ninjas at The Threading Studio expertly remove unwanted facial hair with supreme speed and precision. During threading, a skilled aesthetician gently plucks unwanted stray hairs by skillfully manipulating a cotton thread, eliminating the need for tweezers, wax, bleach, or tiny underpaid gnomes. Guests can opt for precise eyebrow arches ($14) or a de-fuzzing of upper lips ($8), chins ($8+), foreheads ($8), or the sides of the face ($8 each). Because threading requires no chemicals, even clients with sensitive skin or those taking acne medications can enjoy expertly smoothed skin. The entire process takes just minutes, leaving behind the inexplicable desire to make come-hither faces in the nearest available polished surface.