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Alliance Health and Wellness – Lisle

One or Two 60-Minute Deep-Tissue Massages, One Couples Massage, or Three Acupuncture Treatments (Up to 73% Off)

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No Longer Available
Wed Dec 19 06:00:05 UTC 2012
Value
$120
Discount
68%
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$81
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In a Nutshell

Deep-tissue massage targets buried muscle knots; hair-thin needles instill calm and can quell disorders such as insomnia and anxiety

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Second massage in 2-massage option must be used within 60 days of the first massage. All services must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Chronic pain can wear out a person almost as much as chronically swinging a war hammer. Take a break with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $39 for one 60-minute deep-tissue massage (a $120 value)
  • $75 for two 60-minute deep-tissue massages or one couples deep-tissue massage (a $240 value)
  • $45 for three acupuncture treatments (a $165 value)

Acupuncture includes a diagnosis to custom tailor treatment to your needs. The sessions can aim to realign energy pathways, instill calm, or alleviate the effects of disorders including insomnia, anxiety, and overeating.

Alliance Health and Wellness

Searching for the right chiropractor can cause headaches. Luckily for those who've found Doctor of Chiropractic Jason Whitaker and Alliance Health and Wellness, the headaches aren't just over; they're healed. A specialist in treating headaches, Dr. Whitaker tailors his treatments to individual patients, often combining soft-tissue techniques, acupressure, and chiropractic care. With a focus on the overall health of every patient, Dr. Whitaker and his staff also use massage, adjusting, stretching, and tractioning to help clients achieve wellness. For those requiring more assistance, the staff recommends certain nutrition and weight-loss options that include calorie requirements, buddy systems, "running with the doc" programs, and instructional guides on how to befriend standoffish carrots.

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Alliance Health and Wellness

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    Lisle

    2745 Maple Ave., Suite 2D
    Lisle, Illinois 60532
    (630) 778-6505
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