Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
$35 for a 60-Minute Swedish Massage ($70 Value)
Using light to medium pressure, a massage therapist coaxes tension from muscles with the gliding strokes of a Swedish massage.
Indian Lotus Massage
Munni Sah and Jackie VonDorsten melt away stress by gliding hot stones across backs, dipping hands and feet into a paraffin treatment, and slathering bodies with an essential oil mud wrap. They also aim to alleviate sinus and headache problems during a special facial treatment, and bestow scalp and hair treatments upon heads for strands as silky smooth as Al Green’s voicemail greeting.