Without regular care, skin will begin to show the ravages of repeated pie strikes, attacks by hostile volleyballs, and nights spent accidentally sleeping on pet porcupines. Protect and pamper your pelt with today's Groupon: for $125, you get a photofacial treatment for the face, neck, or chest at LaVita Laser Medical Spa in Elm Grove (a $350 value).

LaVita Laser's founder and practiced aesthetic nurse Erin K. Lehto recaptures skin's youthful allure with vivifying photofacial treatments. The 20- to 30-minute noninvasive procedure helps drastically fade the appearance of age spots, broken capillaries, and acne by shining concentrated light pulses along epidermal slates. LaVita's skin specialists describe the photofacial's relatively painless zaps as feeling similar to the snap of a rubber band or the smooch of a besotted hummingbird. After the treatment, visitors emerge sporting smoother skin tone and texture, prompting an increase in phone calls from admiring suitors and physicists demanding time-machine blueprints.