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Swedish Bodyworks of Middletown – Middletown

1 or 6 LypoSlim Body Wraps or 18 Cellulite-Reducing Lypossage Sessions (Up to 58% Off)

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  • Fountain of Youth

In a Nutshell

Licensed massage therapists use herbal wraps & myofascial massage to help shed inches & smooth cellulite

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 30, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must sign medical intake form.
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An excess of cellulite can harm self-confidence, much like romantic rejection or falling for your own pyramid scheme. Nourish your self-image with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $49 for 1 LypoSlim body wrap (a $105 value)
  • $289 for 6 LypoSlim body wraps (a $630 value)
  • $799 for 18 Lypossage cellulite-reducing massage sessions (an $1,895 value)

LypoSlim all-natural herbal body wraps help patients shed inches and toxins while also hydrating the skin and reducing the appearance of cellulite. Results of one treatment last approximately 24 hours, making it ideal for special occasions, while the results of six treatments can last up to four weeks.

Lypossage is a cellulite and body contouring treatment based on deep lymphatic drainage and myofascial massage. Using the FDA-approved G5 Lypossage esthétiques massage machines, the procedure helps diminish the look of cellulite.

Swedish Bodyworks of Middletown

For more than two decades, licensed massage therapists Katie and Charles Wiltsie have welcomed patrons to the comfortable, home-like confines of Swedish Bodyworks. Alongside two other massage therapists, the pair of Wiltsies tends to their clients’ limbs and torsos with a diverse palette of massage and aesthetic services. Their signature Lypossage and LypoSlim treatments use a special style of deep-tissue massage and herbal body wraps as a means of targeting excess inches and helping to smooth cellulite. A fireside massage table allows clients to enjoy softly crackling flames as a therapist eases knots from the body, and a wide, breezy porch welcomes reflection, rest, or long tirades directed at freeloading garden gnomes. Charles W. Wiltsie III, LMT | Connecticut State License Number 000254, Katherine F. Wiltsie, LMT | Connecticut State License Number 005678.

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Swedish Bodyworks of Middletown

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    Middletown

    496 Saybrook Rd.
    Middletown, Connecticut 06457
    (860) 346-1156
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