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ASCENT Gym – Downtown Milwaukee

5, 10, or 20 Sessions, or One Month of Unlimited Small Group Personal-Training Sessions (Up to 59% Off)

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  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Small group personal-training sessions aim to build muscle and endurance and lose weight

The Fine Print

  • Expires 120 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate by expiration date on your Groupon, one month option expires 4 weeks from activation date; 5 and 10-class options expire 2 months from activation date; 20-session option expires 3 months from activation date. Registration required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. Must sign waiver. New clients only. Classes must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Working out with professional gym equipment is preferable to improvised workouts, such as coffee-table parkour and trying to lift one of everything at Costco. Bulk up with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

  • $29 for 5 small group personal-training sessions (a $60 value)
  • $49 for 10 small group personal-training sessions (a $110 value)
  • $85 for 20 small group personal-training sessions (a $190 value)
  • $35 for one month of unlimited small group personal-training sessions (an $85 value)

Click here for a schedule of classes.

ASCENT Gym

The certified personal trainers at ASCENT Gym help clients achieve their fitness goals by following the gym’s acronym: Acceleration, Strength, Concentrated muscle growth, Explosive movements, Nutrition, and Testing. Small group classes are geared toward each of the six methods to help people lose weight and increase muscle mass and endurance. Once a month, participants undergo testing to track their progress, and a registered dietician creates nutritional challenges that individuals can tackle.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Dog-Show Breed Standards

With billions of viewers and ad revenue through the roof, it’s no secret that everybody loves watching dog shows. But what do they judge these pedigreed pooches on? Hint: the things in this guide:

1. Is the Dog Crying? A sad dog is never a winning dog. An exemplar of the breed should be happy and boisterous, not a gross crying mess. Plus, the only dogs even capable of crying are genetic aberrations.

2. Has the Dog Eaten a Judge’s Finger During the Process? Only one dog (a mastiff named Grandmaster Waddlesplint) has ever won after consuming a judge’s finger. (It was only a pinky.)

3. General Dogliness: Is this really a dog? Not a pile of ants or a popular wooden toy? How much of a dog is the dog? Like, way dog or just some dog? This is generally the most important.

4. Telepathy Test: No dog has ever passed this test, but judges are holding out hope.

5. Pick Your Favorite: None of this matters. The judges just pick their favorite dog.

Is that dog really a dog?

ASCENT Gym

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    Downtown Milwaukee

    1034 N 4th St.
    Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53202
    (414) 350-6064
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