Beauty & Spas in Cahokia

Massages are no longer the exclusive privilege of pro athletes and the landed gentry, thanks to today’s deal. This Groupon gets you a one-hour therapeutic massage for $30 at Balanced Body Massage, a $60 value. This specialized therapeutic massage is more than just relaxing; Balanced Body uses targeted techniques to treat specific ailments, from physical strains to mental stress. Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.

When people think of you, the first thing that comes to mind is most likely your face, closely followed by your puggle, then by a really weird commercial they saw on Monday-night football. Make your mug memorably shiny-fresh and give your designer lapdog a run for its kibble with today's skin-restoring deal. For $30, you'll get a rejuvenating microdermabrasion treatment at First Impressions Skin Care, a $65 value. While egghead scientists maintain that microdermabrasion is a purely physical process where layers of dead skin are removed by gentle exfoliation, the pure of heart (and soon to be pure of face) know that there is a greater force at work.

Dip your head into a cocktail of beauty and truth, or beauty and fashionable lies, when you embrace your natural curls or cover up your gray strays. Today's Groupon waxes, colors, cuts, and styles you from crown to chin. For $30, you get $75 worth of haircuts, highlights, highcuthairlights, and more at Oliver's Studio. The exposed brick walls and handsome hardwood floors in Oliver's Studio invite you to relax in this cozily upscale Lafayette Square salon. Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.

Whether you want to unclog pores, fight the effects of aging, make skin tone even, or serve sushi off your cheeks, one of Vitality's six enzyme peels has the natural-enzyme ingredient to do the job. Tone and tighten skin with a pore-shrinking pumpkin peel, or repair sun damage with a peel that uses vitamin C. The acne-clearing peel harnesses the power of cranberry to cleanse pores and sarcastically insult whiteheads until they wither in shame. You can also upgrade to your choice of specialty enzyme facial and pay the $40 difference.

Staycations are rarely as relaxing as real vacations, though they are usually better than the spaycations you make your pets go on. Today’s deal ups the portmanteau ante with a $50 spacation at Mitchell James Salon, the chic yet casual salon located at the Boulevard. Your spacation will include your choice of a 30-minute sports massage or deep-tissue massage ($40 value) plus a 30-minute customized facial ($40 value), an express manicure ($14 value), and a haircut ($35 value). Services do not have to be redeemed all in one visit.At this point, our LaserDisc player went on the fritz, leaving the secrets of Dr. Skorton reburied in the sands of format obsolescence for future generations to uncover.

Your hands are the astronauts of your body—the first explorers to make contact with whatever's in your orbit—and your feet are the blazing rockets that propel you through space. Don't let your rockets burn out and fall off into the Atlantic Ocean. Take care of your trustworthy extremities with today's Groupon to Salon & Spa at The Chase Park Plaza. For $32, you get a luxurious spa manicure and pedicure (a $70 value) in a posh atmosphere of riches and nails lacquered in liquid gold. Grab your mom, bestie, or hang-nailed life coach and kick off a girls' day out with high-society mani-pedis.