Former high school guidance counselors and college mentors always had such high hopes for the donut, until it started hanging with the wrong crowd and descended into sweet, sweet madness. For $10, you can get a dozen of the deranged delights from Psycho Donuts in Campbell, the 2009 winner of the Best Donuts in Silicon Valley (a $21 value). Combine six regular donuts with six premium donuts for a competitive game of cruller curling in your office break room. Place your order online and have your gang of twelve ready for pick-up.
Coffee zombies of the world unite under an international blanket of caffeine addiction. Today’s Groupon celebrates the kick in your cup with $20 worth of premium coffees at Barefoot Coffee Roasters—the 2007 and 2008 Best of Silicon Valley winner for best coffeehouse—for $10. Getting your daily fix no longer needs to be limited to such utilitarian motives when you can make the absolute most of every ounce of rich gold and taste its origins from the comfort of a welcomingly cozy environment.The world's coffee millionaires, who refer to themselves as "coffeelionaires" or "The Pepsi Energy Cola Presents The Coffeelionaires Presented by Pepsi," are a secretive bunch, distinguishable by their lack of facial hair and enjoyment of college football; if you see one, look away, for their terrifying countenance will make you left-handed for days at a time. Enjoy your coffee, but know that you are adding to the coffers of men who sleep on beds of money and hire others to come down with illnesses in their stead.