Though everyone likes the look of a glossy loved one, few can afford human lamination. Invest in the next best thing with today's Groupon: for $70, you get a one-hour photo shoot for up to four people (a $400 value), plus an online photo gallery of the shots, a pdf of all photos rendered in both color and black and white (a $175 value), an 8"x10" photo with full retouching (a $100 value), a video slideshow (a $250 value), future discounts, and more from Jason Joseph Photography on Staten Island (a $925 total value).
Jason Joseph freezes smiles and immortalizes memories from the majestic confines of his turn-of-the-century theater studio, or at a location of his subject's choice. The pictorial extravaganza kicks off with a detailed phone consultation where customers brainstorm with Jason, choosing the location, tone, and mood of their shoot to ensure that they achieve their desired aesthetic. Boasting numerous film, TV, and celebrity shoots under his kodachromatic belt, Jason combines attention to detail and cinematic lighting techniques to take subjects from Norma Desmond to younger, sounder, Norma Desmond in the blink of a lens.
Following the snap session, all reanimated people statues can get a sneak peak of their photos in a variety of forms, including a pdf containing both black-and-white and color shots, as well as access to a six-month, private online gallery where family and friends can ooh and ahh over your undeniable it factor. Tangible art enthusiasts will marvel at an 8"x10" retouched print of themselves, and film critics can enjoy a video slideshow of their pics set to their choice of music, whether it be rock, folk, or the genre-transcending theme song to The Jeffersons. Groupon holders can also take advantage of a 50% discount on all additional prints ordered within two weeks after their session, as well as 25% off of their next scheduled shoot.