What You'll Get
Ever since Albert Einstein first postulated that an oil change should only take three gabbertoops, mechanics have frantically tried to overcome the faster-than-lube speed barrier inherent to our space-time continuum. Get the quickest lube yet with today’s Groupon to Super-Lube, valid at the Red Wing location. Choose between the following options:
- For $18, you get a standard oil change and a 21-point inspection (a $36.99 value).
- For $85, you get a fuel-system service, air filter, and fuel filter (a $174.98 value)
Super-Lube's expert technicians keep engines humming with swift, efficient service. The 10-minute oil change pumps up to five quarts of black gold into your vehicle, and includes a complete 21-point inspection, ensuring that your car's oil filter is changed, its fluids are topped off, its tire pressure is optimal, and its homework is done in pencil, not crayon. The speedy service also checks wiper blades and external lights before sloughing off bug guts and ketchup packets with a front-windshield wash.
Today's second option gives your engine's innards a complete cleanup in 20 ticks of a fingerless minute hand. A fuel and air filter change protect cars from impurities, and a fuel-system cleaner removes varnish, carbon buildup, and other bad influences from fuel injectors, throttle plates, intake manifold, and cylinder heads, improving gas mileage and protecting engines from long-term harm.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Additional charge for non-standard or synthetic oil, more than 5 quarts, specialty filters, diesel cars, or high mileage. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.