Much like cleaning out the basement or building a burning effigy out of high-school yearbooks, a colon cleanse helps expunge toxic reminders of years past. Start the New Year with a clean slate with today's Groupon: for $45, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session at The Colon Therapy Center in Roseville (a $90 value). This Groupon also gets you 30% off additional treatments, but it can only be used toward future appointments scheduled the day the Groupon is redeemed.
The Colon Therapy Center's experienced colon hydrotherapist works to clear and cleanse the body's tributaries, earning a mention in Style magazine. Clients sheathe themselves in a robe as they settle into a fully sanitized private treatment room for the 45-minute procedure. Armed with disposable equipment, the staffer gently deploys warm, filtered water through the lower digestive tract to loosen and send impacted waste, impurities, and accidentally swallowed Pinocchios into the Center's closed drainage system. The detoxifying process may help to relieve constipation and remove toxins, as well as potentially lend clients more energy and a lighter feel. Though multiple sessions may be recommended at the time of treatment, The Colon Therapy Center does not advise this service for bodies affected by Crohn's disease, diverticulitis, acute gastritis, or mechanical digestive tracts.
The Colon Therapy Center
Certified colon hydrotherapist Dr. Barry Wachs, whose detoxing services have been profiled in Style magazine, clears and cleanses the body's lowermost tributaries through gentle irrigation. The discreet, hygienic facilities at The Colon Therapy Center include private treatment rooms and bathrooms, disposable plastic accessories, and plumbing that emits filtered water as pure as Snow White's thoughts. Dr. Wachs also helps clients rid their bodies of poisons with ionic footbaths, which employ ionic and low-voltage energy to banish internal detritus into the basin's roiling currents.