Drooping eyelids can interfere with one's vision and make it difficult to communicate via winking with beautiful strangers and snow owls. Avoid visual misperception with today’s Groupon to PREMIERE Center for Cosmetic Surgery. Choose between the following options:
- For $1,299, you get an upper or lower eyelid lift (a $3,000 value).
- For $1,999, you get both an upper and lower eyelid lift (a $4,500 value).
PREMIERE Center for Cosmetic Surgery, led by board-certified plastic surgeons, combats encroaching signs of aging with blepharoplasty, or eyelid lifts. Before each procedure, surgeons meet with patients to discuss the treatable problem areas around the eyes, such as crow's-feet, hooded lids, or ensconced glitter clumps. Surgery time ranges from one to two hours, during which a doctor makes a small incision in either the creases of the upper lids, just under the lashes below the eye, or both, depending on the extent of the surgery requested. Fine sutures and adhesive strips protect healing areas after the lift, and once healed, patients find that their upper faces are less crinkly and easier to lay flat on the xerox machine.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
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The Groupon Guide to: Being a Good Friend
Though many of life's accomplishments are important—working as a reading tutor, not setting fire to every mailbox you happen to pass—only one accomplishment matters in the long run: being a good friend. Follow these friendship tips to separating besties from the resties:
• Every time you're drinking something, offer your friend a sip from your glass. If they decline, show them there's nothing to worry about by sterilizing your own mouth with a crème brûlée torch.
• Pick up the check whenever possible—but don’t stop there. Use your intimate knowledge of your friend to glean possible passwords to their online bank accounts and transfer their funds into a high-yield CD just in case they want to save up to go to college again.
• What's your friend's favorite animal? Do they own one yet? Could you conceivably get them one? Keep in mind that the word "impossible" was most likely invented by a bad friend.
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