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Epic Tan & Body Zone – The Colony

Two, Four, or Six Body Wraps (Up to 53% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Each wrap helps detoxify the dermis while burning scores of calories.

The Fine Print

  • Expires Nov 28, 2017
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Services must be used by same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Time and pressure create profound transformations, such as coal turning into luminous diamonds and first-year med students into nonsleeping energy-drink spokesmen. Morph into higher matter with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $35 for two body wraps (a $70 value)
  • $65 for four body wraps (a $135 value)
  • $95 for six body wraps (a $200 value)

Each one-hour body wrap helps shape the skin by burning scores of calories. Body wraps also reduce cellulite and detoxify the body, and can be used to help manage pain.

Epic Tan & Body Zone

Epic Tan & Body Zone augments and alters the skin with a variety of body services. Tanning packages allow guests to change their epidermal tones, whereas their tattoo artists can redecorate a small corner of skin. The shop can help shave off inches with detoxifying body wraps, and their massage services robe skin in a gentle assault of soft strokes. The team also welcomes guests to splurge on provisions such as lotion, eyewear, and jewelry, or opt for a body piercing to anger your overprotective uncle, who is an airport metal detector.

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Epic Tan & Body Zone

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    The Colony

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    The Colony, Texas 75056
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