While holding a mountain pose yields comfort and serenity, holding a mountain goat yields a lifelong friendship. Embrace tranquility with today’s Groupon to Fireflow Yoga. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get a pass valid for 10 yoga classes (a $128.32 value).
- For $49, you get a pass valid for 20 yoga classes (a $238.94 value).
Fireflow Yoga's seven energetic instructors facilitate a crowded schedule of classes amenable for all practitioner levels and favorite Valentine's Day Yogis. Classes of 60–75 minutes stretch limbs and give yoga mats the massages they so crave through instruction in a variety of styles, including Vinyasa and power flow. Yogis seeking an accessible introduction to yoga can drop in for a Level 1 class to tour basic poses and fundamentals surrounded by the studio's soft lighting and rich hardwood floors. Posers rehearse Ashtanga-based poses with schooled instructors, each of whom possesses at least three years of teaching experience. The staff keeps its routines up to date by regularly welcoming renowned master yogis to the studio to share their sage knowledge of body-mind alignment and what sound a tree in the forest makes when performing downward dog.
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The Groupon Guide to: Identifying Planets
Identifying the planets of the solar system can be difficult, even with a telescope and several reference tattoos inspired by Roman mythology. What are some key indicators that will help you identify famous planets?
Is the planet a red planet? The planet is most likely Mars, best known by its nickname, The Planet Most Often Referred to as "The Red Planet." Mars is also identifiable by its unusual structures, including a mountain shaped like a human face, thousands of craters shaped like dinosaur footprints, and a looping canyon that seems to spell "No signs of life, sorry" in cursive.
Is the planet encircled by beautiful rings? This planet is most likely Jupiter. After being struck by an asteroid the size of the Pacific Ocean, much of Jupiter's fertile landmass entered its atmosphere as debris but was retained as a ring by its powerful gravity. Today, this ring protects Jupiter from solar radiation and many of our daily test missiles.
Is it the planet you're currently standing on? This planet is most likely Earth. If you definitely know this not to be the case, please contact the government of Earth immediately with a handwritten letter of surrender in Earth's official language—artfully arranged bars of gold to serve as paperweights on blueprints for cool laser guns.
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