Vegetables are the antizombie, rising out of the ground to demand we devour their artichoke hearts and cauliflower brains. Learn how to handle these vivacious creatures with today's Groupon to Jeanette Warne Pastries in Ellicott City. Choose from the following options:
- For $60, you get a three-hour cooking class for one (a $125 value).
- For $90, you get a three-hour cooking class for two (a $250 value).
- For $149, you get a three-hour cooking class for four (a $500 value).
Jeanette Warne guides small groups of two–five people in themed adult cooking classes that utilize locally sourced ingredients. Each class is influenced by Warne's upbringing in Sierra Leone, where the food culture emphasizes local, artisanal ingredients shared by neighbors. Topics range from how-to classes, where budding chefs learn such fundamentals as how to cook with wine, how to prepare classic French dishes, or how to tell the difference between a baguette and a French baseball bat, to world-cuisine sessions, which introduce students to flavors from across the globe. The lineup also includes specializations such as pastry-chef techniques and recipes for specific dietary needs, and each culinary course yields 3–4 sumptuous dishes. Jeanette Warne Pastries supplies all aprons for use during classes, which can help to keep hands clean and to protect treasured fanny packs. As evidenced by its local sourcing techniques, the company maintains environmentalist practices, such as buying biodegradable flatware and minimizing the use of paper.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: As Seen on TV Inventions
Any inventor can create a life-changing product that would transform the very nature of reality on this planet—if people only knew about it. The best inventions are, by definition, the ones important enough to appear on the most important invention of all: television. Here are just a few new-and-improved examples:
• Easy-to-carry bucket to store and protect cell phone
• The Tender Touch® egg hammer
• The Boo-gie: a microfleece ghost costume with convenient eye holes for lounging around the house on a chilly Halloween
• PawPals Pet Hooks
• A public-domain jukebox—for your car?
• Bay-B-Crate™
• The Am-I-Dreaming? skin-pinching claw
• The Vegetable Stopper!
• Phone number that rids you of unwanted money
• The None-of-Your-Fizzness© soda flattener
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