Despite valiant efforts to exercise, eat well, and block calls from cottage cheese, cellulite can still make an unwanted appearance. Smooth out this irksome invader with today's Groupon to Venus Bodywork, Inc.. Choose from the following options:
- For $49, you get one Endermologie cellulite treatment (a $99 value).
- For $139, you get three Endermologie cellulite treatments (a $297 value).
- For $269, you get six Endermologie cellulite treatments (a $594 value).
Owner Miria Kutcher and the international crew of body sculptors at Venus Bodywork, Inc. knead away troublesome cellulite with Endermologie's noninvasive motorized rollers. During each one-hour appointment, clients don a protective bodysuit or a no-frills superhero costume and lie upon the treatment table. The technician then glides the device's rollers over problem areas for 35 minutes, folding and unfolding the skin to break down dimpled structures and cause underlying fat cells to drain into the lymphatic system. This manipulation also stimulates circulation and collagen production, and multiple treatments may leave flesh tight enough to bounce a Brazilian centavo off of.
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The Groupon Guide to: Being a Good Friend
Though many of life's accomplishments are important—working as a reading tutor, not setting fire to every mailbox you happen to pass—only one accomplishment matters in the long run: being a good friend. Follow these friendship tips to separating besties from the resties:
• Every time you're drinking something, offer your friend a sip from your glass. If they decline, show them there's nothing to worry about by sterilizing your own mouth with a crème brûlée torch.
• Pick up the check whenever possible—but don’t stop there. Use your intimate knowledge of your friend to glean possible passwords to their online bank accounts and transfer their funds into a high-yield CD just in case they want to save up to go to college again.
• What's your friend's favorite animal? Do they own one yet? Could you conceivably get them one? Keep in mind that the word "impossible" was most likely invented by a bad friend.
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